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The Conventional Dolls Lose Suction...

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Washington Generals To Replace Coach After 80-Year Losing Streak

Daddy, I Want An Oompah-Loompah Now!

Broke Nicolas Cage Forced To Sell Property, Handjobs

He Is: The Most Contrived Advertising Creation In The World

We're Generation Heinz, And We Will Not Turn It Down!

Yes. I'm Undead, Sir. But I Seek Your Daughter's Hand... And Brains

Professor: "That's What I Love About These College Girls, Man..."