Bell, CA City Manager Rizzo: I Had To Cover Han Solo's Debt Somehow

Jabba Desilijic Tiure, aka "Jabba The Hutt," aka "Robert Rizzo, City Manager of Bell, California," pulled the biggest long con in a long, long time, bilking the citizens of Bell out of millions. Rizzo/Jabba, a resident of Huntington Beach (a city far, far away from the community of Bell in which he served) has become synonymous with morbid obesity and corruption. "Sure, my reputation preceded me. That's why I donned this toupee," the 600-year old Huttese gangster said glibly, adding "Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?"