"...so I resolved to design something better. And a few thousand prototypes later, I had it! No bags to change. No filters to clean. And the first masturbatory inflatable sex doll that doesn't lose suction!"- James Dyson
British engineer and capitalist, Sir James Dyson, having parlayed his obsession with vacuum cleaner technology into a mega-corporation with £514 million ($815 million) in annual sales, has turned his attention to his first obsession, inflatable sex dolls.
"The secret is in my patented 'Dual Cyclone' technology that permits the suction to continue, undiminished, until, and only until, you're too knackered to continue... er, hoovering," explained the industrialist with a rather creepy expression on his face. "Sorry, 'vacuuming' or 'wanking' or whatever the devil you Yanks call it over here,"he finished.
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