Could I Interest You In A Fresca?

Hi. I'm Steve. Say, those are nice short pants you got there. What's your name? That's a swell name. Do you play sports? Yeah, I could tell. You look like an athlete. If you don't mind my saying so, you look like you could use a cold beverage and a ride home. Am I right, or am I right? Could I interest you in a fresca? Got a cooler full of them in my Airstream. That's it right over there. What do you say we pop open a couple of cold ones and break out the X-Box, then I'll drive you home to your mom and dad? Sound good?

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