He Is: The Most Contrived Advertising Creation In The World

He once scaled Mount Everest with a Sherpa who carried his gear. He carried the Sherpa. He is both an unmovable object and an irresistible force. He is the object of all gay men's fantasies, and, truth be told, straight men's, too. He can play "Pickup Stix" with his butt cheeks. He is: The Most Contrived Advertising Persona In The World. "I don't always drink beer. In fact, I don't even like beer. These aren't even my words. They're written for me and I'm reading them off a cue card. Anyway, we hope this commercial influences you to buy Dos Equis."

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