Mel Gibson Begins Long, Daunting Process Of Repairing Image By Brutally Raping 8-year Old Boy

Los Angeles, California-

After suffering two very public and very devastating self-inflicted PR blows in the last four years, the actor has taken some tentative steps towards damage control, purportedly on the advice of his remaining friends. His infamous behavior has led to both his agent (William Morris Agency) and manager (Ed Limato of International Creative Management) severing all ties with the Oscar-winning director and actor. "He's in a tailspin," said a friend on condition of anonymity, "his name is mud and his career is in the toilet. He had to do something to improve his reputation," the friend continued, "so we thought, why not an act of violent pedophilia?"
Although it's still too soon to tell how Gibson will fare, we're reminded that similar strategies did wonders for Roman Polanski and Woody Allen. Break a leg, Mel.

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