Yes. I'm Undead, Sir. But I Seek Your Daughter's Hand... And Brains

"Mr. Endicott, I know how protective you are of your daughter. Of course. I mean, she's a princess and your only child. I get that. But I want you to know that she is so much more to me than delectable flesh. She is also unbelievably delectable brains. I can assure you that I prize her for her brains far above all else, sir. So what do you say, sir? May I have her hand, and brains?"

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