Bloomington, Indiana-
"In my day we respected our elders!" exclaimed Madeleine Garnier, 84, of Bloomington. "If an old lady needed her gutters cleaned or her rugs shaken out, why, a young man was only too happy to help! If she scraped up a nickel or took the time to fish out a piece of gum from the bottom of her handbag, as I did, he was pleased as punch!" she asserted. "He'd say 'Much obliged' or 'Thank you, ma'am' and be grateful!"
Tearing off the invoice from his pad and handing it to her, Brian Bonham, 37, of Bonham Roofing, responded with, "Yeah, yeah. I heard you the first ten times you crazy bitch. Hoover's not the president anymore. Do you even know what year this is? Aww forget it! See you in small claims court, lady."
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