"If you're like me you don't like your toilet paper tearing while you're wiping your ass, getting your fingers all up in your business. A busy mother of two like me doesn't have time to break out the nail brush, soap, and hot water to scrub the fecal matter out from under my nails every time I pinch one off. Not to mention the hassle of pulling up your pants with shit fingers before you can even walk to the sink. That's why Quilted Northern is the only toilet tissue I'll ever use. Quilted Northern--It keeps your fingers out of your shit. But wash your hands anyway."
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