"Kids, our state is in serious, terrible trouble," the governor of Wisconsin explained to two-hundred kindergarten-through-fifth grade students at Madison Elementary. "We are completely out of money, like those smelly homeless people you see begging for change, and your mommies and daddies are probably going to lose their jobs, and then if they get sick we can't afford medicine, so they'll die and then you'll be smelly homeless people too," a sober Governor Walker told the group of terrified children. "And you know what, kids? It's all your fault. Those hot lunches you get in school cost us a bunch of money," the principled conservative explained. "Not to mention the wages for the lunch ladies, and their hairnets," he added. "So we're going to have to cut the school lunch program or else we're all going to be poor, smelly homeless people and then die," the grim Governor Walker said. "Well, not all of us. My friends and I have boat loads of money. But we need more. A lot more. So you're going to have to brown bag it, okay? There's no such thing as a free lunch."
"Kids, our state is in serious, terrible trouble," the governor of Wisconsin explained to two-hundred kindergarten-through-fifth grade students at Madison Elementary. "We are completely out of money, like those smelly homeless people you see begging for change, and your mommies and daddies are probably going to lose their jobs, and then if they get sick we can't afford medicine, so they'll die and then you'll be smelly homeless people too," a sober Governor Walker told the group of terrified children. "And you know what, kids? It's all your fault. Those hot lunches you get in school cost us a bunch of money," the principled conservative explained. "Not to mention the wages for the lunch ladies, and their hairnets," he added. "So we're going to have to cut the school lunch program or else we're all going to be poor, smelly homeless people and then die," the grim Governor Walker said. "Well, not all of us. My friends and I have boat loads of money. But we need more. A lot more. So you're going to have to brown bag it, okay? There's no such thing as a free lunch." 
I think they should just eliminate schools altogether and bring back work houses....but that just may be the historical re-enactor in me speaking,,,,
ReplyDeleteNow you're cooking with gas, Pere. Then those kids can buy their own damn lunches.
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