This commercial is not at all realistic. I think it would go something more like this:
"HOLY FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY FUTURE ME?! Did you invent a time machine?!! How is this fucking possible!! Quick! Gimme some stock tips! And Superbowl scores! WHAT?!! You cannot seriously expect me to believe that you proved Stephen-fucking-Hawking wrong and traveled back in time fifteen years just to tell me to let Lincoln Financial manage what little money I have! That's your physics-defying major fucking revelation! Jesus, what a douche I'm gonna be! And you look like shit, by the way. I gotta start taking better care of myself. Get the fuck outta here!"
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