WTF Is Up With Miley's Tongue?


I can't decide whether this look says, "Come hither," or
"I'm gonna tongue my eyeball to remove that speck of dust!"

I think it's supposed to be sexy. Maybe she saw a
porn star do it once.


Oh yes, definitely a porn star. This one is her "Cum in my mouth" look.

"You can tell from my tongue that I think this is super hot and nasty.
Does my tongue make you wanna do me or have me fetch tennis balls?"


"Ney num muth thu math mowm! Thuth mo! Ne nio *memer* math mowm!"


"I'm like Madonna! Like, totally sexy and talented. You can tell I want it
because my tongue it totally hanging out. Imagine your tongue down
my throat while I'm totally licking your collar bone."



"Don't go! This isn't my audition for "The Other Sister"!
I'm totally into you!"

This is her knowing look of innuendo.
"That thing I just said was full of double on-tondry!" 

"More like, I got your cat's tongue."

That's right, bitches! The protruding tongue can express innocence,
demureness, insolence, wanton sexual energy, a punk rock
I-don't-give-a-fuck rebellious attitude, and clueless white-trashiness.

"Kiss me, you fool! It'll be like making out with a geoduck clam."








Geoduck clam: "I resent that!"

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