Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool Final Score: 3-3; Liverpool's Title Hopes Dashed Along With Fans' Hopes For Entertaining National Sport

Evidently, Liverpool's title hopes are hanging on by a thread after what is being called a "historic collapse" at Selhurst Park. The Reds, as the Liverpool Football Club is affectionately known to its fans, blew a comfortable 3-point lead in the final moments of an allegedly spirited contest when the Crystal Palace Football Club rallied to earn what British soccer aficionados are calling "a spectacular 3-3 draw." The British, as you may be aware, are also quite fond of boiled beef and deep fried toast.