Gay Man, 2 Gay Teens Beaten And Sodomized By Gang Of Irony-Challenged Youths

Queens, NY-

Eight members of a small, local all-male gang who call themselves the "Latin King Goonies" have been arrested and charged with the brutal beating, torture, and sodomizing of three gay men. Two of the victims were 17-year old neighbors of their alleged torturers, both of whom had confessed to having sexual relations with the third victim, 30. All three were stripped naked, tied down, and subjected to hours and hours of ass-play, having their anuses probed and prodded with plunger handles, a mini baseball bat, and other undisclosed objects. Clearly, the intended message of this vicious group was that homosexuality is disgusting and that real men are not preoccupied with other mens' rectums.

"It just makes me so mad, yo!" said one of the gang members (who remains anonymous being a minor). "I see these guys from our 'hood walkin' round in their tank tops, lookin' like they just got done workin' out, ya know? Cuz they skin still sweaty and shiny, and you can see they abs right through they muthafuckin' shirts!" he continued. "And I know they be fuckin'... or something... that fly, uh, that  white dude who works in the city; drives that Lexus. I get to thinking: 'what the fuck they do up in there?' and the more I think about it, the more mad I get! It just makes me wanna spend a few hours sliding something long and firm up they asses! Sick muthafuckas!"

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