World Awaits Explanation For Shocking, Mysterious, Sudden Death Of Young Siren

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Fans around the world were stunned when 27 year-old soul diva, Amy Winehouse, was tragically and mysteriously ripped from our lives without warning. "No one, and I mean no one saw this coming," a close friend of Winehouse's said. "She was so full of life... and heroin."

Another north London friend recalled, "Just the other day she says to me, she says- 'Roit... ammfackin soffackin beeshh... nuhwameen? Grdsdlszzphhss mamownndaphhssshhh...', and then she vomited on 'erself and nodded off for a bit. Now I ask you, does that sound like a bird what's ready to check out? Does it?"

The autopsy conducted this afternoon on Ms. Winehouse was inconclusive, and authorities are saying that it may be months before a cause of death can be definitively pinned down. But without any clear indications of anything being wrong with Amy, such as any signs of poor health or mental instability or self-destructive behavior, one cannot even begin to speculate. Let us hope that this tragic mystery gets resolved.

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