Prepare And File Your Taxes!
Yes, your baby can not only learn to read and write, not only learn to speak a foreign language, but he or she can also learn to prepare and file your taxes, accurately! Our Infant Behaviorist experts at Your Baby Can (TM) have developed another program to help you tap into your baby's limitless potential! Sound impossible? That's what the Leibowitzes said, too, until their baby, Akiva (pictured at left) finished our program. "And now he's a Certified Public Accountant! Such a mitzvah!" exclaimed his excited, very proud, and not at all stereotypical Jewish mother.
Here's how it works:
90% of your child's brain development occurs within the first five years of life. During those crucial early years, thousands of synaptic connections are being formed every second! With our patented program, your baby sees the printed words, sees video or images of the word, and either vocalizes the noun and or performs the verb. In days, your infant's vocabulary trebles. In weeks, she's speaking in full sentences. And in months, she's keeping a journal and participating in online chat rooms. The same principle applies to accounting. Your baby sees the receipts you've saved from last year and the current tax codes' list of allowable itemized deductions, watches video of some of the country's very best CPAs actually preparing taxes, while your baby works a ten-key and fills in your 1040 schedule C and D forms! It's that simple!
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